Damn you, Adam Levine

Every time I hear Maroon 5's "Payphone" I think of you, Mr Camaro.

You were a colossal waste of my time. You severely disappointed me. When you cross my mind, I can't believe how outrageous your blow off was; since you seemed so passionate about being a legit person, who talks everything out. Your disrespect for me was brutal. You've contributed to my insecurities and taken away a little piece of me that believed in love... but just for the length of that song.

You taught me not be like you. This was a wake up call to be more respectful and open my heart. You did make my April awesome and that's because I let you in. That's the silver lining, I suppose.  

I'm at a payphone trying call home

All of my change I spent on you.

Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong

Where are the plans we made for two?

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,

The people we used to be...

It's even harder to picture,

That you're not here next to me.

You said it's too late to make it,

But is it too late to try?

And in our time that you wasted

All of our bridges burned down.

I've wasted my nights,

You turned out the lights

Now I'm paralyzed,

Still stuck in that time,

When we called it love

But even the sun sets in paradise.

I'm at a payphone trying to call home

All of my change I spent on you

Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong

Where are the plans we made for two?


If "happy ever afters" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this.
All those fairy tales are full of shit.
One more fucking love song - I'll be sick.

Oh, you turned your back on tomorrow

'Cause you forgot yesterday.

I gave you my love to borrow

But you just gave it away.


You can't expect me to be fine.
I don't expect you to care.
I know I've said it before,
But all of our bridges burned down.

I've wasted my nights,

You turned out the lights

Now I'm paralyzed,

Still stuck in time

When we called it love

But even the sun sets in paradise.

I'm at a payphone trying to call home

All of my change I spent on you

Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong

Where are the plans we made for two?


If "happy ever afters" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this.
All those fairy tales are full of shit.
One more fucking love song - I'll be sick.