Astoria

I needed to get out of the city for the day. Luckily, a job offer fell into my lap that offered me such a day of escape to the coast; BG wanted to tag along and so our day adventure began.
The drive flew by (only two hours) and we enjoyed a nice meal and tour at Fort George Brewery.

 About to start the tour.

 Any opportunity to plank, you plank!

 We didn't eat here but the owner creeped us out by offering to buy us dessert.

 BG behind the wheel.

Me being super hipster cool.

(Hitch)Cock-a-thon 2012!!

My friends have a projector screen and a sincere love for Hitchcock films. I spent my Saturday lying on the floor, nursing a hang over with the greatest of people (and the greatest of cinema).

 North by Northwest.

 Psycho.

 Vertigo.

 Cock feast for Cock-fest.

me and Melissa downing the dogs.

Et tu, Brute!?!?!

I know this isn't about me. This isn't about him. It's about you. Not being able to let people close so you test the boundaries by making me the joke.

It just super sucked tonight that you did it in front of a table of people. I wasn't embarrassed. I just wanted to leave and be away from you being a mean girl.

Gay Pride Parade

I volunteer with Friendly House, Inc. and am an ally. I was honored to walk with them today.

Facebook turning into MySpace

Hayley: Hi, I just got a friend request from you and I’m sorry to ask but, how do we know each other? Thanks!

James: hey, sorry we don’t know each other, this is a bit random… ok really random but um strange question… i had a bad experience the other day and ah just wondering do girls prefer circumcised or uncircumcised guys? sorry didn’t want to ask someone i knew thort it would be to shameful so algud if u don’t wana answer. sorry again.

Hayley: Ha!! Wow, well, good luck with whatever is going on and I think girls just prefer good guys and good chemistry with their partners. But if you’re with a girl that prefers one over the other and doesn’t consider the character of the man it’s attached to – dump that girl and get yourself a good woman J

James: thanks for replying J sorry I no really odd question but just worrying about it L so sorry for asking. oh right, u make a good point. but still wondering about it, any idea wat most guys have? lol  

Hayley: In the States, most guys in my generation are cut – foreigners and older generations tend to be uncut. How old are you?

James: really? why are they cut? What about younger generations? im 20 you

Hayley: I think it’s just a popular procedure for cosmetic reasons – it used to be about religion (Jewish tradition). I’m 28. How did you find me on FB?

James: i saw u were going to naked bike ride, i was gonna go to one here… didnt end up though (was to shy) ohh i see, seems kinda strange to me that they do. especially just for cosmetic reasons.

Hayley: Americans do most things for cosmetic reasons (unfortunately). Also, some believe it’s more sanitary to have their sons’ cut.

James: oh ok, do u thk boys should be circumcised?

Hayley:  LOL!! This is a really strange conversation to have but I’ll put in my two cents. I don’t care. I just care if I have good chemistry with him, if the guy treats me right, with respect and it feels good. That’s all. My advice; stop being intimate with girls that care about that kind of stuff. Looks are always temporary. Everyone’s body is different and too much emphasis is placed on perfection. I’d rather have a perfectly wonderful orgasm than have my partner think I have the most perfect body (and have no passion/connection).

James: yeah sorry, haha kinda why i didnt want to ask someone knew. oh ok, yeah im just self conscious cause i was gonna do the bike ride but yeah kinda self conscious about my bits haa 

Hennessy Training

New launch! Can't wait for activation of this promo. Great team together!

Captain Morgan: Black

Another night of promoting. Did it with Kyla.

Sunday, what a fun day.

Tony invited me to a friend's bday party at MVP. What a perfect way to spend a weekend. Aviator sunglasses, cocktails (except me, because I'm on Junesober) and hooping on the rooftop bar in down town Portland.

 my girl Melissa and I representin' the shades...

Talking Rain Water

I worked the ICE and Talking Rain Water promo at the Starlight Parade today.

(My partner, Will)

Avion tequila

Josan Ultra Lounge hosted an Avion Tequila promotion last night. I worked it with Marie.


SO MUCH FUN!!

Damn you, Adam Levine

Every time I hear Maroon 5's "Payphone" I think of you, Mr Camaro.

You were a colossal waste of my time. You severely disappointed me. When you cross my mind, I can't believe how outrageous your blow off was; since you seemed so passionate about being a legit person, who talks everything out. Your disrespect for me was brutal. You've contributed to my insecurities and taken away a little piece of me that believed in love... but just for the length of that song.

You taught me not be like you. This was a wake up call to be more respectful and open my heart. You did make my April awesome and that's because I let you in. That's the silver lining, I suppose.  

I'm at a payphone trying call home

All of my change I spent on you.

Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong

Where are the plans we made for two?

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,

The people we used to be...

It's even harder to picture,

That you're not here next to me.

You said it's too late to make it,

But is it too late to try?

And in our time that you wasted

All of our bridges burned down.

I've wasted my nights,

You turned out the lights

Now I'm paralyzed,

Still stuck in that time,

When we called it love

But even the sun sets in paradise.

I'm at a payphone trying to call home

All of my change I spent on you

Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong

Where are the plans we made for two?


If "happy ever afters" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this.
All those fairy tales are full of shit.
One more fucking love song - I'll be sick.

Oh, you turned your back on tomorrow

'Cause you forgot yesterday.

I gave you my love to borrow

But you just gave it away.


You can't expect me to be fine.
I don't expect you to care.
I know I've said it before,
But all of our bridges burned down.

I've wasted my nights,

You turned out the lights

Now I'm paralyzed,

Still stuck in time

When we called it love

But even the sun sets in paradise.

I'm at a payphone trying to call home

All of my change I spent on you

Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong

Where are the plans we made for two?


If "happy ever afters" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this.
All those fairy tales are full of shit.
One more fucking love song - I'll be sick.