Bearded-Hat!!

Hell yes!! I ordered this item maybe two weeks ago and it just arrived. Thank you Danielle Lee of Poor Girl Couture. I got to pick the hat color(s) and beard color. Only $25!! ORDER YOURS TODAY!!

This 5 year old knows what's up

If only all little girls felt this way, oh what a wonderful generation of strong, smart, confident women we would have!!!

ORA Valentine's Ball

What a fantastic night!! Kaleena asked me to be her date to the ORA Foundation Valentine's Day Charity Dinner held at The Benson Hotel. Dinner, drinks and auction followed by sweating on the dance floor to the f^&%ing amazing DJ Yaz.

This makes me happy

I'd love for a rocker boyfriend to sing this anthem to me... alas, just listening to it makes me 1) rock my ass off and 2) feel happy.
Happy Wednesday everyone.

Water Leak

Note from management:
We have found a leak on this property. The water will be shut off between 8am and 5pm so ProDrain can fix the issue. We may need to enter your apartment during this process. Removal of sidewalks will happen, please be advised of the noise and mess this process will cause. Thanks to everyone for your help and understanding.

(That is my bedroom window.)

(I hope this doesn't create a sink hole and I slide into a muddy pit in my sleep.)

I'm suffering from PPMS

I'm not the only one who has dating on the mind. Thanks Jennifer Willis for THIS awesome article in the Oregonian.

PPMS = Portland Passive Male Syndrome.

FML when it comes to A&P

Epic fail. What? Failed - BIG TIME - my A&P midterm. Why do the teachers give you the grade at the beginning of class? I felt like shit through the entire lecture. Trying to do the math, adding up the required points needed to pass the class with a C - pathetic. Don't think it's possible.

It helps a little to know my friends that are nurses also failed A&P II. They graduated. They are now proud RNs working in hospitals and clinics.

It's just so damn devastating. It's so public too. Whenever you have a test everyone asks, "How'd you do??" And I have to respond, "Uh, I failed." Then they laugh, say yeah, right and then I have to prove it.

No, look at the freaking score (pass the scantron around) - then they make their "eek" face and mutter so sorry...

Next term will be two years I've been at school. TWO YEARS!! Still no degree, not even close. Granted, I switched majors, but the light at the end of this very long tunnel is just a speck of light. I'm feeling a bit lousy and want the weekend.