Guilt trip 101

Gaaaaaawwwwwwddddd!! I'll be 29 years old in Decemeber, Pops. Back off with the 'Jesus needs to save me' emails, please.

Sent: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 2:05 PM
To: Hayley

Subject: Follow-Up Questions

Hi Hayley –

I don’t think you and I ever talked after you came to the district convention back in May. I noticed that you took some detailed notes and I’m curious about your thoughts now that you’ve had time to ponder over the things you took note of? Did you get a chance to research any of the cited scriptures used during the talk on that Sunday?

Thanks,

Dad 

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From: Hayley

Sent: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 9:58 AM
To: Father

Subject: RE: Follow-Up Questions

Hey Dad,

I haven’t put much thought into that day since. Sorry L

xoxo,

Hayley  

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Sent: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 10:21 AM

To: Hayley

Subject: RE Follow-Up Questions

I’m sorry to hear that. You don’t realize it Hayley, but spiritually you’re very sick. I won’t ask anymore…

Dad L 

Barbie body

Hummph. These ads, although effective, make me scratch my head. I know Barbie is bone skinny with comic-book boobs and hips. My issue with this is what are the measurements of the model? Is she a size 6 or 16? Can't really tell.
I'm not defending Barbie being a positive body image for kids out there, I'm just saying this photo should post the measurements of both so we can come up with a realistic reaction vs the one that makes our stomachs hurt.

I, Anonymous

I love the Portland Mercury.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Cool It Down Now

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 9:52 AM

Gaaaah. Seriously? I understand we've only been dating for two weeks, I'm not trying to lock you down, marry you or saying "I love you." I think you're tons of fun, smart, sexy and I want to continue seeing you. So it's insulting when you tell me to "chill out" or "stop acting like a girl" when I want to take you to a concert two weeks from now and you stumble over your words - not knowing if you want to go and I need to "calm down with the making plans" for us.
(Grumble). Dude... shut the fuck up and be an adult. Don't under value my liking you to "crazy girl" syndrome. You either like me or you don't. I've never been able to play the games and it's frustrating as hell that at 30, you seem to be. I'm sorry some clingy girl(s) has made you this insecure that a woman making plans with you is a ploy to secretly try and take over your life. In summation; When I'm into a guy, I ask him out and want to spend time with him. Deal with it more maturely, please. Stop putting your shitty dating history drama on me.

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Posted by glitch on 08/08/2012 at 10:22 AM

Yeah, some guys have a whole lot of extra baggage. You really should tell this to him, though, so he knows and doesn't keep assuming he knows what you're doing. People can't read your mind, you know.

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Posted by crookedfinger on 08/08/2012 at 10:30 AM

And Glitch, since you responded to someone about their rant, it makes you just as weird. Easy enough to hide behind our online personas, isn't it?

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Posted by Holycatsbatman! on 08/08/2012 at 12:11 PM

Maybe he spotted where you've been practicing signing your future married name ("Crazygirl Dudesurname" or somesuch) over and over again in the margins of a magazine.

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Posted by Todd Mecklem on 08/08/2012 at 12:41 PM

LMAO, thanks @Todd Mecklem.

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Posted by HayleyFreakinRules on 08/08/2012 at 3:58 PM

I'm gonna go with dtmfa. If he's flipping out over you trying to pin him down to any sort of planning ahead, that's a red flag...he either doesn't plan to be seeing you at all in two weeks, or he's going to want to ditch you at a moment's notice for as long as you do ultimately date.

Though I have been known to be mistaken.

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Posted by xauen on 08/08/2012 at 6:49 PM

I don't know what "dtmfa" means, but Savage says it a lot when he's telling people to dump someone, so yeah I'm gonna agree - time to dtmfa to the MAX. This homer needs to grow up a little, and work on his hangups.

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Posted by ROM on 08/08/2012 at 7:24 PM

Hey IA, it's great you telling us - abunch of anonymous strangers - your business 'n all. But have you expressed how you feel to the boyfriend??? Or, were you just hoping he'd read your IA submission and assume he'd put two and two together and that would solve all your problems?

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Posted by DamosA on 08/08/2012 at 11:32 PM

I totally know what the situation is. I can give clear advice about what anonymous should do. Because it's so obvious what's going on, you know.

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Posted by jamdox on 08/08/2012 at 11:33 PM

what is "dtmfa"?

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Posted by HayleyFreakinRules on 08/09/2012 at 9:53 AM

Just go to it with some other guy; have a blast; then forget to call whatshisnamecurrentguy.

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Posted by chicostix on 08/09/2012 at 10:11 AM

Princess Application... are you fucking serious??!!

Oh, online dating... you are giving me fantastic material. This is a gem that was emailed to me... ENJOY!!!


If youre up for a small challenge fill out my Princess Application you might win a prize ;P



What were you like when you were a kid?

When was the first time that you had beer?

If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?

What would your dream house be like?

If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?

Where’s Waldo?

Do you dream often?

What last made you laugh?

Spontaneity or stability?

Do you like kids?

If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say?

Which do you prefer giving or receiving?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

What turns you off?

What is your favorite curse word?

What sound or noise do you love?

Ever been in true love?

On a scale of 1-5 how organized are you?

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Have any nick names? If so, what?

Name a movie or movies you can watch over and over?

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Do you like to dance?

Name your 2 favorite colors and why?

Ever been cheated on?

Current friend that you have known the longest?

Name someone you can tell just about anything to?

Where were you born?

Ever seen a therapist?

Favorite animal to have as a pet?

Happy Birthday, baby girl

Serena turned 5 today!! I can't believe she's such a grown up lady.
I hope she knows, on some level, that I'm thinking about her.
xoxo

Warped Tour 2012

Warped Tour was today. The last stop on the tour was Portland - honestly, I didn't recognize or know any bands or songs. Felt a little old but made a great discovery with G-Eazy and had a fantastic time with Drew Dr. Ew.

 I totally caught Drew reading at a concert... tsk, tsk, tsk.

We're totally warped. 

G-Eazy.

XL guy t-shirt to t-back girl tank

Ok, tomorrow is Warped Tour and I needed a cool shirt. Found this gem at Buffalo Exchange for $8.
Guys extra large t-shirt, and I want to make it into a tank top for girls.

The secret is to cut the same length of material under the arm pits, the shoulders and off the collar. NO SEWING!! Just scissors and use a piece of cut fabric to tie the back into a t-top. SCORE!