Saturday, October 16, 2010

why I don't cook

My George Foreman Grill was dirty and I was too tired (hung over) to clean it so I tried frying my sausage... and all I ended up doing was burning my breakfast. DAMN YOU DISHWASHER!! Or, damn me, because I forgot to start it...


1 comment:

Jessica said...

Dude. Learn to cook. I'm sending you a cookbook.