Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Re-donk-u-less

Did not alter this in any way.

enzomofo
8/27/2012 7:37:03 AM
Hi, There. I'm Ryan. I read your profile congradulations on almost completing your degree. I'm starting a certificate program next term for Emergency Communications and trying to become a Firefighter.

I'm looking for something serious. I need a woman that has time some time for me. Can see me 2-3 times a week Call me needy or clingy. I know it's not a good idea to bring up sex so soon....but, I'm NOT looking for a relationship based on sex but sex is important to me in a relationship. I'm pretty mellow and laid back. I usually take awhile to open I lived in Vegas for about 10 years and got in the habit of holding my cards close to my chest because you have to be careful who you trust down there. I'm not the kind of person that will blow you away the first time we meet I will grow on you. I'm usually not truly appreciated till I'm gone

"Being a dick works"

Absurd. Absolutely absurd. This is the quality of men that seek me on POF.com.
What's posted on my dating profile:

To help avoid any rejection, I do have a few deal breakers, so there should be no surprises:
1. If you use drugs. (And yes, marijuana is a drug).
2. If you are anti-LGBT. I'm not gay or bi, I just have dear friends that are; so this would be an issue.
3. If you live more than 20 miles away. I'm not interested in starting something long distant.
4. Gotta love pets. You don't have to have one (or more), you just have to like animals. I'm a dog lover.
5. You must be looking for a relationship and commitment. I have enough friends - I'm not looking for something casual.



Pcrt
Alcohol is a drug Haley

Hayley.Is.My.Name
(It's Hayley).
I really don't want to get into a debate b/c quite frankly, 
I cannot believe  how many of these emails I get. 
But... I never stated alcohol wasn't. 
I'm  simply being up front about my life style and the life style of what I'm  
looking for in a partner.
That's it. I'm not here to defend or justify my thinking. 
And in no way am I asking anyone out there to do the same for their 
actions. Best of luck to you.
Pcrt
Ha ha, I got you to reply! Being a Dick works! Lol 

He ain't no Beyonce

I like to rock out with sexy ghosts too.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

My jam.

Because I'm a follower sometimes

Catching up on Leslie's blog and ran across the eleven questions.

Eleven Questions for Others:

1. What does your name mean?
     It's English for "hay meadow." Yup. My name means a bunch of dried up grass. Awesome.

2. If you could write a book, what would it be about?
     Well, I've been in rewrite/edit with my one act for awhile. It's about blind dating and why I'm single. It's a comedy with a bit of drama.

3. What was your favorite subject in high school and why?
     I liked so many things in high school; English, History, Choir, Theater, Americana - and it was always because I enjoy the subject and my classmates.

4. You are at dinner with five people, dead or alive, who are your guests?
     You want to pick amazing celebrities or politicians but I would really just have dinner with my two best friends, Killer and Mariani, and then David Grohl, Superman and Stephen Colbert. Best. Dinner. Ever.

5. Who is your celebrity crush?
      I have it bad for Ryan Hurst (when he's Opie), Naveen Andrews and Jake Gyllenhaal.

6. What is the last thing you did/watched/heard that really made you smile?
     I read the Portland Mercury every day - specifically the Anonymous Rant. Everyday that makes me smile or laugh. But so does Dog Shaming and Bunny Food on tumblr.

7. What is the last thing you did/watched/heard that really made you cry?
     I'm a bit of a crier when it comes to films... I watched something last night that made me misty eyed.

8. Have you been watching and enjoying the Olympics?
     Nope. Can honestly say I didn't watch any of it... well, I was at breakfast and it was on the tv in the restaurant we were in but... that's it.

9. What 3 traits do you hope your children or future children have as adults?
     Wow, since I don't know if I'll have children I hope that I can pass onto anyone to be funny, honest and kind.

10. What is your favorite TV show?
     Law & Order SVU, Daily Show, Colbert Report, HIMYM, Dateline

11. What is your favorite family tradition?
     We don't have any... but I do really enjoy getting with my Dad and his brothers and playing music together.

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