-makes love to his fooda (food) - he will take a small mouthful of kibble, bring it to wherever I'm at, drop it on the floor and then roll on it while groaning.
-loves licking anything on anyone, but especially arm pits.
-watches you do anything private - bathroom business, bumping uglies...anything! he doesn't touch, just watches.
-puts himself into a trance, a good, long, hard stare at nothing and will slowly lick the air.
-active dreamer; kicks, whines, barks, yips.
-shreds toilet paper, paper towels, napkins, paper. destroys them when no one is around.
-her cleverness has forced me to baby-proof my apartment. otherwise she gets into cupboards.
-isn't a barker but will puff up her cheeks and push the air out, as if she's trying to actually form words with her doggy lips to speak.
-if you ignore her, she will put her head in your hand... so you can pet her.