Saturday, August 7, 2010

the weird shit my dogs do

Buddy:
-makes love to his fooda (food) - he will take a small mouthful of kibble, bring it to wherever I'm at, drop it on the floor and then roll on it while groaning.

-loves licking anything on anyone, but especially arm pits.

-watches you do anything private - bathroom business, bumping uglies...anything! he doesn't touch, just watches.

-puts himself into a trance, a good, long, hard stare at nothing and will slowly lick the air.

-active dreamer; kicks, whines, barks, yips.

Sophie:
-shreds toilet paper, paper towels, napkins, paper. destroys them when no one is around.

-her cleverness has forced me to baby-proof my apartment. otherwise she gets into cupboards.

-isn't a barker but will puff up her cheeks and push the air out, as if she's trying to actually form words with her doggy lips to speak.

-if you ignore her, she will put her head in your hand... so you can pet her.

2 comments:

The Urban Cowboy said...

My dog is also an active dreamer. Sometimes it sounds like he's whimpering.

Stacy said...

Hahaha, Rory does a lot of those things too! She takes a mouthful of her food and takes it over to me, drops it, and eats it. She doesn't roll in it while groaning but to each his own! She is also a BIG toilet paper shredder. I have to make sure I close the bathroom door at night because otherwise, in the morning, there will be TP everywhere!!!!!!!!!